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Anatomy of Christmas Vintage Sweatshirt
Break Christmas down to its parts and you get exactly what’s on this sweatshirt: evergreen trees, wrapped gifts, cocoa, ornaments, gingerbread, a festive truck and more, labeled like a page out of a science textbook. (The only one you ever actually wanted to read.) It’s printed on a vintage-washed Parchment crewneck.
Why You’ll Love It:
Anatomy of Christmas Design: All the little holiday icons, illustrated and organized, for the person who has a very specific way the tree goes up.
Soft, Cozy Fleece: An 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend that feels broken in from the first wear.
Midweight Warmth: Warm enough for chilly walks to see the lights, without the bulk.
Vintage Washed Finish: Garment dyed for a faded, retro look and feel.
Classic Crewneck Fit: A standard-fit pullover with a ribbed, lay-flat collar. See the size chart below for exact measurements.
Built to Last: Printed with DTF technology, so every tiny detail stays crisp.
Wear it to trim the tree, to the neighborhood light walk, or to explain to everyone why the tree goes in that corner. Pair it with a chambray button-down underneath and red sneakers.
Made to order. Free US shipping on orders $75+.
Break Christmas down to its parts and you get exactly what’s on this sweatshirt: evergreen trees, wrapped gifts, cocoa, ornaments, gingerbread, a festive truck and more, labeled like a page out of a science textbook. (The only one you ever actually wanted to read.) It’s printed on a vintage-washed Parchment crewneck.
Why You’ll Love It:
Anatomy of Christmas Design: All the little holiday icons, illustrated and organized, for the person who has a very specific way the tree goes up.
Soft, Cozy Fleece: An 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend that feels broken in from the first wear.
Midweight Warmth: Warm enough for chilly walks to see the lights, without the bulk.
Vintage Washed Finish: Garment dyed for a faded, retro look and feel.
Classic Crewneck Fit: A standard-fit pullover with a ribbed, lay-flat collar. See the size chart below for exact measurements.
Built to Last: Printed with DTF technology, so every tiny detail stays crisp.
Wear it to trim the tree, to the neighborhood light walk, or to explain to everyone why the tree goes in that corner. Pair it with a chambray button-down underneath and red sneakers.
Made to order. Free US shipping on orders $75+.
Size & Fit
Unisex standard fit. For a relaxed, oversized look, size up one.
| Size | Body length | Chest width (laid flat) | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27.5" | 20" | 34" |
| M | 28.5" | 22" | 35.25" |
| L | 29.5" | 24" | 35.88" |
| XL | 30.5" | 26" | 36.38" |
| 2XL | 31" | 28" | 37.38" |
| 3XL | 31.5" | 30" | 38.13" |
Measurements may vary by up to 1".
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron, steam or dry on medium heat
- Do not dry clean