Dear Santa, Define Good Christmas Sweatshirt

from $58.00

Somewhere in a shoebox there’s a letter you wrote to Santa in purple gel pen, with a very detailed wish list and a very vague summary of your behavior. This sweatshirt picks up right where that letter left off. “Dear Santa, Define Good.” is set in playful red, green and charcoal lettering with tiny starbursts, on a vintage-washed Parchment crewneck.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Cheeky Christmas Message: For anyone who was mostly nice this year. Technically. It gets a laugh at the cookie exchange without trying too hard.

  • Soft, Cozy Fleece: An 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend that feels broken in from the first wear.

  • Midweight Warmth: Warm enough for driving around looking at Christmas lights with the windows cracked, without the bulk.

  • Vintage Washed Finish: Garment dyed for that faded, lived-in look, like it’s survived a few decades of Christmas mornings.

  • Classic Crewneck Fit: A standard-fit pullover with a ribbed, lay-flat collar. See the size chart below for exact measurements.

  • Built to Last: Printed with DTF technology, so your case for the nice list stays crisp wash after wash.

Wear it to wrap presents, to the family white elephant, or on Christmas morning while you plead your case over cinnamon rolls. Pair it with a plaid flannel and your comfiest jeans, because good is relative.

Made to order. Free US shipping on orders $75+.

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Somewhere in a shoebox there’s a letter you wrote to Santa in purple gel pen, with a very detailed wish list and a very vague summary of your behavior. This sweatshirt picks up right where that letter left off. “Dear Santa, Define Good.” is set in playful red, green and charcoal lettering with tiny starbursts, on a vintage-washed Parchment crewneck.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Cheeky Christmas Message: For anyone who was mostly nice this year. Technically. It gets a laugh at the cookie exchange without trying too hard.

  • Soft, Cozy Fleece: An 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend that feels broken in from the first wear.

  • Midweight Warmth: Warm enough for driving around looking at Christmas lights with the windows cracked, without the bulk.

  • Vintage Washed Finish: Garment dyed for that faded, lived-in look, like it’s survived a few decades of Christmas mornings.

  • Classic Crewneck Fit: A standard-fit pullover with a ribbed, lay-flat collar. See the size chart below for exact measurements.

  • Built to Last: Printed with DTF technology, so your case for the nice list stays crisp wash after wash.

Wear it to wrap presents, to the family white elephant, or on Christmas morning while you plead your case over cinnamon rolls. Pair it with a plaid flannel and your comfiest jeans, because good is relative.

Made to order. Free US shipping on orders $75+.

Size & Fit

Unisex standard fit. For a relaxed, oversized look, size up one.

SizeBody lengthChest width (laid flat)Sleeve length
S27.5"20"34"
M28.5"22"35.25"
L29.5"24"35.88"
XL30.5"26"36.38"
2XL31"28"37.38"
3XL31.5"30"38.13"

Measurements may vary by up to 1".

Care Instructions
  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Non-chlorine bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry low
  • Iron, steam or dry on medium heat
  • Do not dry clean